Introducing Lüng™

Breathing, finally
optimized.

A hand-finished respiratory pod for the home. Engineered around the only wellness practice you've already been doing your entire life — and somehow still doing wrong.

Ships Q3 2026. Reservation deposit fully refundable for 14 days, then partially refundable in the form of in-pod credit.

As discussed, hesitantly, in

The thesis

Your diaphragm is doing 22,000 reps a day. Untrained.

Modern air is busy.

Indoor environments contain up to 41 ambient stimuli competing for your nervous system's attention. Your respiratory rhythm absorbs every one of them, whether you've consented or not.

Posture is a tax.

Sitting compresses the lower lobes by an estimated 18%. Standing helps. Reclining inside a sealed cylindrical enclosure helps considerably more.

Breathwork apps are a beginning.

Guided audio is a thoughtful first step. Lüng™ is the second, third, and fourth steps — combined into a single $14,400 purchase decision.

The Pod

One vessel.
Eleven systems.
Zero apps to download.

Lüng™ is hand-assembled in a converted dairy in upstate New York. The shell is a single piece of vapor-pressed walnut wrapped around a medical-grade stainless chamber. There is no screen. There is, instead, a single brushed-brass dial.

  • Negative-pressure cycling. A near-silent bellows draws the chest wall outward in 4.7-second intervals, calibrated to your resting heart rate.
  • Circadian airflow. Atmosphere shifts mineral content across the day — magnesium-leaning in the morning, lithium-adjacent at dusk.
  • Acoustic envelope. A 38dB noise floor and a low sub-bass hum tuned to the resonant frequency of the human sternum.
  • The Dial. One input. Three positions. Settle. Restore. Sovereign.
  • No connectivity. Lüng™ does not connect to your phone, your home, or the internet. This is on purpose. This is, in fact, the entire point.

The Protocol

Three sessions. Forty-one minutes. The rest of your day, returned to you.

  1. 01

    Enter

    Recline. Close the cedar hatch. The chamber pressurizes over 90 seconds — roughly the duration of a meaningful exhale.

  2. 02

    Cycle

    The bellows engages. Your respiratory rate is gently entrained downward. You will, for perhaps the first time this quarter, do nothing.

  3. 03

    Emerge

    The hatch releases. You exit the pod. You are not a different person. You are, however, a slightly more rested version of the person you already were.

Founding members

What early users are saying, mostly to themselves.

"I cancelled my cold plunge, my infrared sauna, and a standing dinner with my brother. Lüng™ has replaced all three."
— Marcus H., founder, undisclosed
"My HRV is up. My RHR is down. My relationship with my partner is unchanged, which I consider a win."
— Priya S., venture investor
"I was skeptical of the price. Then I sat in it. Then I bought a second one for the guest house."
— Anonymous, Marin County

The Science

An advisory board of people who own lab coats.

Lüng™ is informed by an emerging body of research in respiratory entrainment, baroreceptor modulation, and what one of our advisors calls "the room-feel of being inside a thing." A 12-person internal pilot ran for six weeks. Results are forthcoming, encouraging, and not yet peer-reviewed.

Download the (preliminary, internal) findings →
−14%
Self-reported resting respiratory rate, week 6
+22%
Subjective sense of "being inside something on purpose"
0
Adverse events, not counting one user who fell asleep and missed a dinner reservation

Membership

Three ways to live inside a chamber.

Lüng™ is sold as a hardware-and-membership commitment. The hardware is the pod. The membership is everything that makes the pod a pod and not, technically, just furniture.

Essential

$4,200/mo

36-month minimum. Pod included.

  • One Lüng™ pod, walnut
  • Standard mineral cartridge subscription
  • Quarterly bellows recalibration
  • Access to the Settle protocol
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Sovereign

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For households operating two or more pods.

  • Two or more Lüng™ pods, custom finish
  • Dedicated atmospheric concierge
  • Bespoke mineral cartridge formulation
  • Private quarterly calibration weekend
  • Direct line to a member of our founding team
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FAQ

Reasonable questions, answered.

Is Lüng™ a medical device?

No. Lüng™ is a wellness object. It does not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It does, however, look extremely composed in a sunlit room.

Is this an iron lung?

The iron lung was a 20th-century medical intervention for paralytic poliomyelitis. Lüng™ is a 21st-century respiratory wellness pod for the high-performing knowledge worker. The two are not the same. The two are, in some senses we won't get into here, related.

How large is the pod?

92 inches long, 34 inches wide, 41 inches tall. It will fit through a standard residential doorway with the hinges removed and a friend who is willing to help.

What if I'm claustrophobic?

The cedar hatch can be left ajar. The Settle protocol can be run with the chamber fully open. Many of our members report that the gentle enclosure is, after the first session, the part they look forward to most.

Can two people use it at once?

Lüng™ is designed for one occupant. We have, however, seen things.

What happens if I cancel?

The pod is returned to us, at your expense, in its original packaging. The packaging is also walnut. We will email you a 14-page exit reflection survey. It is optional. Most members complete it.

Reserve a place in the first cohort.

The first 240 pods ship in Q3 2026. A $400 reservation deposit secures your place in line and credits in full toward your first month of membership.

By submitting, you agree to receive correspondence from Lüng™. We email approximately twice per quarter, with restraint.